whatever happened to "not me mondays?"

a few of my blogger friends used

to post

'not me mondays,'

and i always loved them.....

so here's my version...

i DID NOT sit on my keester sipping

coffee til 11am when i had so much to do....

nope, it wasn't me!

i DID NOT set an open ziplock baggie

of marinating tomatoes on the

counter only to have it spill all

over my floor...

that DEFINATELY wasn't me,

i'm not that dense!

i DID NOT take my son

to his favorite park and get

so involved that i forgot

to feed him lunch....

that SURELY wasn't me,

i'm a good mamma!

and finally...

i DID NOT accidentally take a mans

spot in line to pump gas at a busy

gas station only to have him actually

get out of his car, come right up to me,

call me a liar and ignorant, while i

threatened to call the police if he

didn't leave me alone,

all while he claimed to be a police officer,

and end up crying in the grocery

store parking lot over it a

few minutes later...

that COULDN'T have been me,

i'm a toughie!