i DID NOT take all day to put the
laundry away....
nope, i'm a go-getter at housework!
i DID NOT continuously get
caught up in old reruns of
america's next top model
all day that i've already
seen dozens of times...
i have much better things
to do than watch reality tv!
(laughin my way thru this one,
i'm a reality junkie, sue me!)
i DID NOT chose a healthy, low-cal
frozen dinner to eat and then add
cottage cheese and a banana
to my meal cause i was
still hungry...
i'm a dainty little eater!
(insert chuckle here as well!)
and finally,
i DID NOT make a run at
7pm at night to the grocery store
cause my adorable son
wanted what he calls
'pieces of bread'....
i'm too hard-hearted
to fall for that one!
