not me monday......

i DID NOT take all day to put the

laundry away....

nope, i'm a go-getter at housework!

i DID NOT continuously get

caught up in old reruns of

america's next top model

all day that i've already

seen dozens of times...

i have much better things

to do than watch reality tv!

(laughin my way thru this one,

i'm a reality junkie, sue me!)

i DID NOT chose a healthy, low-cal

frozen dinner to eat and then add

cottage cheese and a banana

to my meal cause i was

still hungry...

i'm a dainty little eater!

(insert chuckle here as well!)

and finally,

i DID NOT make a run at

7pm at night to the grocery store

cause my adorable son

wanted what he calls

'pieces of bread'....

i'm too hard-hearted

to fall for that one!